Huge things I saw today

Here is a list of things I saw today:

- HUGE, GIANT, HUMONGOUS, GARGANTUAN kelp floater. This epic fucker was literally THE SIZE OF MY HEAD, it was absolutely mutant and awesome. I briefly considered trying to stomp it but I decided it might win or gross stuff would shoot out or I would sprain my ankle.

- Another kelp floater of more normal shape (less spherical) but the size of a large fist. I would have been more excited about this if I didn't see the head-sized one first.

- A dead jellyfish a little less than a meter long. It was purple so I thought it might sting, so I did not stomp it.

- A flock of mushrooms, white and speckley, the smallest of which was larger than my hand. I did not taste them.